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R.I.P. Patrice ONeal Day 2
Here are the first three videos of the Mel Gibson tapes from O & A last year. Great great stuff. Once again here’s to one of the best and funniest racists around. GIve em hell, wherever you are.
Best stuff. More coming tomorrow. Feel free to leave any comments or memories of him you have.
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Tagged Anthony, comedy, funny, Mel Gibson, O'Neal, Opie, Patrice Oneal, radio, tapes
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Patrice ONeal RIP
First let me say Patrice, you will be missed. I laughed my white ass off at your stuff all the time. Shortys watching Shortys was fan-fucking-tastic. And it is an insult to me that this is the top story on CNN. Nowhere is his death even mentioned. I had to go to TMZ to find the story. TMZ! Jesus Tapdancing Christ. first time I ever saw Patrice was in a stand up in the 90s. And of course on all the Roasts. Him and Jim Norton are and will always be some of my favorite stand up comedians. Below I have my all time favorite Patrice bit from Opie and Anthony. Al week Ill be adding more amazing bits of his. RIP Patrice ONeal.
Creepy
So I came across this while stumbling around the tubes. Interesting how they react to each other. Id like to see a longer conversation and see what they say about God, life, stealing human bodies to take over the world, and anything else that happens to cross a robot and unicorns mind. who knows, maybe they could make Cleverbot become self aware. Fact, Cleverbot was funded by Skynet. Fact.
Same Sex Marriage in Skyrim?
Well this is interesting. I am behind the idea 100%. It worked just fine in Dragon Age, especially if you were just trying to be a dirty whore of either sex. I wonder if they will do it like Fable, where you can have multiple spouses, and will they leave you if you beat them or your kids enough. The bigger question I have is how they will react to you based on your reputation. I dont always dip into the super evil in Elder Scrolls games…but sometimes I feel the need to outright murder people. Will they do it like Oblivion where main quest people treat you the same if you are a saint or a mass murderer. Maybe you’ll come home from a day of slaughter to an empty house. And if spouses WILL react, will you get different reactions based on your sex and theirs? Can you be an evil chick with a dominated subservient husband? Maybe you can be a hero with a bitch wife? Or a heroine with a gold digging wife? Oblivion wasn’t good for fleshed out different NPCs, so I am hoping Skyrim will be different. No matter what I will be there to get it release day.
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Tagged Bethesda, Dragon Age, Elder, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Games, Same-sex marriage, Scrolls, Skyrim, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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Diablo 3
So it looks like we might get diablo 3 this year. With them releasing more information (which, without a beta date or release date, amounts to torture) it seems we might get it holiday time. This report on G4 talks about the new auction house system. They will be having an in game auction house, as well as a cash auction house.
What this means is if you find that amazing badass uber set for a barbarian…and you are a witch doctor you can sell it for in game gold or real world cash. The cash house will charge a fee for putting the item up, as well as if it doesn’t sell, so don’t expect to toss anything up there and make some quick money. They advise you only put items you expect to sell on there so you aren’t paying a fee for nothing.
Once again Blizzard has revolutionized the world of gaming…now if they only could release the damned game.
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Tagged Auction, auction house, blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Diablo, Diablo 3, Game design, Gaming, release date, Video Games
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